Yeah, when I was a kid, we had a budgie and a cockatiel too, and the budgie would always be kind of a douche.

I like that they've obviously been trained to make retro video game sounds from the computer next to their roost.

The Scout and The Heavy.

5 stars for kicking, immediately followed by booking it.

what a douche

That is some parakeet moonwalking

"Everybody Was A Kung Fu Fighting..."

If you own parakeets, this is pretty much standard fare. ESPECIALLY if you turn some music or something on in the background. They go friggin nuts.

This is like an avian version of a Monty Python sketch.

I bet they're really good friends, deep down.

*poke poke poke*
"CUT IT OUT!!"
Fly away.
"MOOOOOM!!!"

What a douche.

"Stop it. Stop it! Stop it! Look how much bigger my beak is compared to yours, OK! Stop it or I'll bite your head off! Back off!"

I'm not touching yooooouuuu

Can birds get ear mites?

Laurel and Hardy.

Gotta dig the background music.

As soon as I saw the pre-load image, I knew it'd be Blue McNobeak being a prick, because cockatiels are real sweeties.

Jesus doesn't love the blue one.

Anywhoo... they look like challenging chickens to me... where's the Ginsu?

To quote Danny Glover, 'fuckin' birds'.

I forgot to log in before submitting this so that means I'm allowed to five star it

SHUT UP, DONNIE.

"Hey, Chesta! You an' me are good buddies, right Chesta? Ya wanna go gnaw on a piece of cuttlebone, Chesta? I know where there's a really great cuttlebone, Chesta! You wanna go gnaw on the cuttlebone, Chesta?"

{{smack}} "Nah."

"Heh...uh...yeah. We don't need no cuttlebone, do we, Chesta? Hey! Hey, Chesta! You wanna ring a little bell? I can take you to this really great little golden bell, Chesta! That would be fun, right? Ya wanna go ring the little gold bell, Chesta?"

{{smack}} "Nah."

"Heh...uh...yeah, Little gold bells aren't for us, are they, Chesta?

Watching that budgie move is like watching a film with random frames cut out.

I like when the grey one stars to go Super Saiyan with his head feathers.

how the fuck can anybody stand to have a bird in their house