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Desc:'I CAN'T TEACH THIS! CHILDREN DON'T COME FROM SAME SEX RELATIONSHIPS!'
Category:News & Politics, Educational
Tags:gay marriage, california, Prop 8, still not getting it
Submitted:DMKA
Date:11/02/08
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Comment count is 37
Umaro
How about I vote yes on shutting that douchebag up.
Cena_mark
That "douchebag" is one year away from retiring with a pension and he's ready to put it all on the line for the children. Since when did being a selfless hero make one a "douchebag?"

IrishWhiskey
Other selfless heroes: The Professor one year away from retirement who won't teach that the earth goes around the sun, the Doctor who won't provide emergency treatment to menstruating women, the Police Officer who only stops people of a skin color darker than butterscotch.

Seriously, who ever thought or taught that its not a real marriage if you don't have kids? Are adopted kids actually now taught in schools that they aren't in real families?

HankFinch
No, seriously, that guy was one year from retiring with a pension, really for serious.

tamago
Cena_mark is the most dedicated troll ever.

Innocent Bystander
Haha! "One year from retirement", I love that!

Corman's Inferno
I hope Prop 8 fails so you can finally realize your dream of marrying John McCain.

chumbucket
for being one year from retirement AND a douchebag

Rodents of Unusual Size
Those poor, poor, douchebags.

THE MUSIC MAKES ME FEEL SO SORRY FOR THEM


Konversekid
Vote Yes on Prop 8, it takes a minor inconvenience out of an easy job.
chairsforcheap
marriage has never denied gay couples their right to live the way they choose!


--unless they wanna get married?
Jeff Fries
"Kids don't get divorce, let alone gay attraction!"

That sounds pretty impossible. "Usually boys like girls and girls like boys. But sometimes some boys like boys, and some girls like girls."
whensaidthemoon
You're forgetting that this is aimed at grown adults who think that "marriage isn't just about children" is some kind of Communist Historical Revisionism.

fluffy
Until the last 30 seconds I could have sworn this was a parody. After the last 30 seconds I'm still not so sure.
whensaidthemoon
That guy looks awfully familiar.

Needs an "ACTING!!!" tag, but so does everything else around prop 8.
Dib
Out of the few I've seen, they're all terrible coming from both sides. Mormons breaking into lesbian homes, whatever the fuck point this was supposed to make.

It would be funnier if immediately after walking in and BAAAWWWing about how he can't teach gay marriage, she said "but you're a math teacher. Now get back to work"

Because seriously--when the fuck did they teach _marriage_ in school? I must have been skipping that day.

whensaidthemoon
They did teach marriage in my high school. It was called "life management" class, and was basically about nothing but drugs and sex. And the teacher made it very clear that all monogamous relationships are marriages, and all marriages are straight.
I love abstinence-only programs.

wormy_the_hole
"I became a teacher to mold children, not to mess em' up!"
Camonk
You know what, California? PASS Prop 8. Just shut the fuck up about it.

No, I'm kidding, I hope everybody who votes yes on Prop 8 gets eaten by pit bulls.
Jeff Fries
You could just as a protest about legislating from the bench, which would put the ball back in the court of the electorate to create then vote in an amendment allowing gay marriage. This would have the added benefit of another round of ads that your gay grandchildren will find hilarious.

Senator_Unger
Oh no! The Gay Nazis heard you! They're calling to shut down you and your poor, persecuted Christian way of life! Oh, if only the Gay Nazis didn't call all the shots in this country!
Camonk
Thank GOD. I was really wondering who was on the phone.

Also, by GOD I of course meant Gay Jesus. So don't hurt me, gay protectors.

StanleyPain
Who was on the phone?? WHO WAS ON THE PHONE???

HOW CAN YOU LEAVE ME HANGING LIKE THIS?
Xenocide
It was Gay Satan, of course.

He calls every day at this time to taunt them with his victory. Then he sings sings some Rodgers and Hammerstein.

Cheese
"Hello, this is the faggot marriage police, do you have anything to report, collaborator 324? Do you have any anti-faggot thinkers there in your office, y'know, right now?"

glendower
Yeah, because schools teach kids about what marriage is. And they also teach that only married people have kids.
Screwtape
I remember taking Social Dynamics and Marriage 203 in 3rd grade. It was confusing enough learning about how property law and civil litigation were often at odds according to the California code. Throw Gay Marriage in the mix and the curriculum becomes 10x harder!
Xenocide
KIDS ARE STUPID AND CAN'T UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF TWO PEOPLE IN LOVE.
Dib
KIDS ARE STUPID AND CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY TWO DUDES CAN'T MAKE A BABY AND I'M AFRAID TO TELL THEM

Enjoy
I feel bad for these actors. The will be blacklisted by Hollywood for participating in this commercial. I suppose the lady with the hairlip knows she doesn't have a lot of work in Hollywood anyway but this is still a shame.
Xiphias
I'm going to recruit your kids so hard

RockBolt
Yeah, THAT'S why they'll never get work again

Xiphias
gay marriage is so awesome and incredible and that you will never be able to understand it
GoneGirl
I can't watch these. I get too angry.
Caminante Nocturno
Over sixty seconds of fear-mongering melodrama, with about seven seconds set aside to remind you why this particular brand of discrimination is acceptable.
John_hmstr
No matter how you spin it, gay kids don't come from hetero marriages.... oh wait they do... wait a minute what does this add have to do with prop 8 again?

I also love that they use the term "Social Dynamic" in this add. They are also forgetting that hetero marriage is a "Social dynamic" that kids don't understand. Shit, I am an adult and I don't understand it.

P.S. this amendment to the state constitution is gonna get struck down as well, the constitution is for guaranteeing rights not removing them.

mountain dew insimination
WHO WAS ON THE PHONE, WHO THE FUCK WAS ON THE PHONE
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