I want a puppy. I've earned it. Thank you, Mr. President!!

Wait, hang on, he's taking the puppies? Asshole!

Then again, if its a genius, he probably needs it to fix the economy.

PHILLIES!

not from the might of our arms
or the scale of our wealth
but from the new puppy that's coming with us to the white house

We are truly a nation of the puppy by the puppy and for the puppy.

E Puppibus Unum!

This works better if you ignore the video, but it's hilarious either way.

I'm told one of the guys in Eclectic Method was the main guy from Emergency Broadcast Network, if that excites any of you.

Meh. It needs tightening up. Some of the weaker new puppies could be trimmed so that only the best new puppies are going to the white house.

This was four stars until PUPPY POWER.

What have you earned?
THE NEW PUPPY THAT'S COMING TO THE WHITE HOUSE!
When do you want it?
NOW!

Hello new tf2 micspam

Puppy Power!

cheesechoker (3 hours ago)
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This is FAKE

sunmanho (31 minutes ago)
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Viewers you are warned: This is an edited clip of Obama's speech. He did not actually say all those things in that sequence.

WHY IS THIS SO FUCKING FUNNY

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Everybody would be made happy by a puppy named Mr. Poopytime.

that was freakin' awesome....very very funny...hey where's my puppy?

Much funnier if you just listen to the audio

a government of the puppy by the puppy for the puppy