Earth people. This is one of the greatest things ever made, and I mean that completely seriously.

R Kelly / Kool Keith collaboration = Universe Collapses in Joy

they like to steal your doctor brown

you can't have a youthful looking refridgerator

i really like seltzer water, too

raconteur

He really needs to come up with an alternate ego like Dr. Octagon but all his raps are about like what kind of batteries he likes to buy.

Too bad he hasn't made a good album for (at least) 7 years.

"Boring Oats".

Available at Sam`s Club in a huge dogfood bag.

That's the most sober and sane Kool Keith interview I've ever seen.

People said I was crazy keeping my Capt. Crunch in my refridgerator, but who's crazy now?

Funny

I have a true story.

I was in a recording study in New York this summer, and Kool Keith's cousin (almost-rapper Money D) busted in with his goof-faced entourage demanding the masters from a recording session he did with Ice T in that same studio from two years back. He talked a lot about drinking bad champagne and thieves trying to take his money, then realized I was paying for the engineer's time and gave me a nickelbag as an apology. The following day, I smoked his stuff and played Team Fortress 2 and had a wonderful time.

Whenever I hear the name Kool Keith, I think about this.

this has so many potential tags it's practically another tag.

Favorited 3 times? Damn you POE. This should be on the all time list. I hope all the diseased genitalia of the world are wiped all over your faces. That's how bad I feel about this.

"Wheat cookies".