This didn't mean anything to me, so I'm presuming it's one of those shitty Something Awful in-jokes that only make sense to fat reclusive neckbeards who spend all day posting there.
4 for nostalgia (as this appeared back when Stileproject was still relevant, which had to have been 10 years ago). I wonder what the back story is here.
I used to find SA's articles interesting and occasionally wandered into it's forums, but one day something switched in my brain and I became annoyed by everything related to SA.
Also, in-jokes from other websites don't really work for anyone but the poster and his/her pals. Now, if you were to put up some lovely bouncer videos, you would get a standing ovation.