The interesting bit is that, with only a few exceptions, all female comic book characters have the exact same body. Their bodies are interchangeable, distinguished only by hair style. As creepy as that is, it forces these guys to pick an answer based on something other than looks.
Sadly, they're actually all thinking "Are you kidding? I'll take anyone. Even Squirrel Girl. Especially Squirrel Girl. Please tell me you're from the Make A Wish Foundation and you have a Squirrel Girl costume somewhere."
Ok, that one guy says "As a girlfriend? You gotta be kidding. They're comic books!"
Don't act like you aren't a dork... you fuckin' dork. Just because you worked through your nasal-nerd speech disability doesn't mean you are fooling anyone.
Oh... and GIMME YOUR LUNCH MONEY! COUGH IT UP QUEER!
Not only are there women at comic book conventions, but the first one on camera is the common Con Skank--the chick who's way too ugly to actually wear the whorish clothes she's parading around the con because she figures every guy is desperate enough to finally give her the slavering attention she's always wanted. Seriously, they are at EVERY. CON. EVER.
Also, did the guy in the Captain's hat just say "pooty?"