I don't get it.

i watch my son eat every day. it's not that insane

+6 for the day POE lost its sense of subtlety. Also, art game.

-1 for the children I know preferring a glass of white zinfandel with their hotdogs.

One morning I woke up in a backward reclining position on a two foot high 7 foot wide mountain of porno mags. Everything was orange and a baby was crying. I got up and as soon as I did acid came flowing back into my brain. The parents or "parents" of the baby were completely fucking oblivious, so I tried to appease it. I went to the kitchen and found the finest food edible to a toddler I could find - this multi coloured fruit loops type cereal. Spent the next half hour feeding this kid, which was hard, let me tell you, because those fruit loops were so colourful they almost burnt my fingers. At some point I recalled that I had a car somewhere about. I eventually discovered that it had been towed.

Thankfully there were no sausages or zinfandel involved. That would have just been too much.

I've never taken LSD, but this is nothing like my dreams. I want a detailed explanation from my brain regarding the recurring dream about the underground mall that's the size of a city and populated with attractive women and gorillas in three piece suits.

This is blatant false advertising: no child was eaten.