You know who I feel bad for? The Slanket guys. Not only did they come out with the Slanket before the Snuggie, they also had it in more colors and sizes. But they didn't have a goofy infomercial so nobody knows about it.

Throw in a Cat o' Nine Tails for self inflicting penance and you got yourself a deal!

I'd buy one of those classic ones, just so i can answer the door dressed in it.

So if your wearing a leopard Snuggie and you see someone else wearing a zebra Snuggie are you obligated to run them down, kill them and eat their flesh?

Leopard print available for old Jewish fashionistas and zebra print for those who want a pimp hat all over. Don't kid yourself about Camel... it's just beige.

The question we keepgetting is: "when are you gonna make one crotchless, for me?"

Was putting on a damn robe really that hard for these people?

...A throw...

What the fuck am I going to do with two booklights?

Her prime concern with snuggie is that the fabric is not fashionable enough.

Ain't nobody needs to make a joke for that.