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Desc:D-bag attempts the technique of the previously hoppered video.
Category:Pets & Animals, Crime
Tags:lobster, cooking, animal rights, humane killing
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Comment count is 21
The Townleybomb - 2009-07-17
Holy fucking christ, imagine what it's like living next to these people and listening to them yammering at each other all day every day
socialist_hentai - 2009-07-17
They're haming it up for the camera, I'm sure.

Ersatz - 2009-07-17
It'd probably be the worst -- in terms of topic and loudness -- when they're having sex.

simon666 - 2009-07-17
Don't like. I gotta stab it. Like. Like. Fuck. God this thing's fucking huge. Quickly. Like, like like. This thing like, is fucking bigger than, like.

Oh god, then he stabs it, and has a hissy fit. Fuck these people. Can I get an amen?
Casual Tea Party - 2009-07-17

Jeriko-1 - 2009-07-17
chumbucket - 2009-07-17
it's full of stars

Aelric - 2009-07-17
Just boil it to death already. It's got to be batter than that.
Sudan no1 - 2009-07-17
mmmmm batter

SteamPoweredKleenex - 2009-07-17
1. It helps to know that, biologically speaking, lobsters are basically oceanic cockroaches.

2. Alton Brown (may he cook forever) had a method where you just stick the lobster in a pan, put it in the freezer for about 20 minutes or so until it's nice and numb/frozen, then split its head in two with a large knife, and "the bug" will be dead without any death throes.
duck&cover - 2009-07-17
It's like the scene from "Annie Hall," except with stupid people.
Syd Midnight - 2009-07-17
I was thinking that too. Whiny protestants just aren't witty.

kingarthur - 2009-07-17
Tourists of life.

THA SUGAH RAIN - 2009-07-17
holy shit you idiot, just freeze it first.
Keefu - 2009-07-19
I imagine that has an effect on the quality of the meat.

Freeman Gordon - 2009-07-17
Pussies on youtube are gonna flagg this, fucking asshats.
Big Beef Burritos Supreme - 2009-07-17
Lobsters' nervous systems apparently break at about 25c, which is pretty damn cool. I don't think they'd even be able to feel being boiled if they could care about it.
William Burns - 2009-07-17
Sharpen your goddamn knife, you poof. You are neither a cook nor a man.
svraz - 2009-07-17
Close your eyes and imagine they are talking about a person who is tied up and gaged. Scary.
Billie_Joe_Buttfuck - 2009-07-17
chumbucket - 2009-07-17
drown it! ....wait...uh

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