Most of those were better than any current McDonald's Happy Meal.

i had that yellow boat.

"We weren't even watching!" You idiots, that was the only reason to have the fucking seeds!

Those boats had it goin' on, by the way.

Wait...what was so lame about the fat bendy straw things that came on second? If you ate enough McDonald's I bet you could've made some cool shit.

Robo cakes sounds like something you'd say if you were hitting on a robot maid. It would make her flustered, and she wouldn't understand what the emotion was or why she was feeling it. She would blush and fidget while attempting to process this new, unfamiliar data.

Yeah.

I actually had Robo-cakes. It did suck. It wasn't nearly as sexy as it sounds.

Pop-oids ruled! I got like 5 sets of those, that is a happy childhood memory that you're dashing on the rocks of the internet Liquid Generation!

fuck this shit I thought it woulda linked. goodbye world :(

i had the mcnugget buddies and the halloween food transformers. i loved playing with them.

McDonalds is, in fact, the largest toy manufacturer in the world. Let that soak in for a little bit.

those mcnugget buddies were awesome!!!!

That last one was marketed as a "Glorious Victory Meal" on Q'onos.

How is getting a full sized poster a bad prize?

Man these toys seem like they would've been cool.

You're forgetting the best happy meal toy, life-like heart disease and diabetes.

These are mostly pretty badass toys.

I keep imagining how this video would have been if it'd been done by Zero Punctuation.