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THA SUGAH RAIN - 2009-08-21

I've got something else they can ride and do tricks on.
Its a penis.


HankFinch - 2009-08-21

What the fuck is with hijacking my joke?

Am I supposed to be flattered? Cus I feel a little pissed...
If I'm out of line, I apologize.


HankFinch - 2009-08-21

Also this isn't the first time, Sug.


pastorofmuppets - 2009-08-21

I've got something to put in their bike spokes. It's a penis.


Charles - 2009-08-21

The hammer is my penis. -2 stars for making me sit anxiously for six minutes expecting something horrible to happen. cool tricks though.


THA SUGAH RAIN - 2009-08-21

HankFinch is claiming to have invented the "ive got something..." joke?


mon666ster - 2009-08-21

It's possible. I invented "Yo mama" jokes, "That's what she said" jokes and knock knock jokes.

Also, I'm gonna reference my penis in here just cuz.


HankFinch - 2009-08-21

Sorry, I'm on a little bit of a imsomniac drunken bender...
I was referring to the "is it a penis?" joke, but yeah, I'm probably the 100,000th person to invent that joke.


Desidiosus - 2009-08-21

You people don't seem to realize I was the one who invented humor to begin with. You're all leeching off my success.


Wonko the Sane - 2009-11-11

All y'all are coasting on my invention, the alphabet.


AltMazter - 2010-04-19

Your God is amused by your "inventions". Now dance puppets!


Hooker - 2009-08-21

They should be wearing helmets!


RomancingTrain - 2009-08-21

They should be wearing my penis as a helmet.


Hooker - 2009-08-21

That would hurt your penis if they got into an accident.


petep - 2010-06-17

my penis is an accident waiting to happen


Riskbreaker - 2009-08-21

They can pedal on my bed any tim...

Wait, are they legal?


Charles - 2009-08-21

It's Germany so I don't think it matters


augias - 2009-08-21

Hipster kids today with their spandex and the one speeds and the showboating. Its enough to make you sick!


fermun - 2009-08-21

When one is sitting on the other's shoulders, all I could think was


MECHA SHIVA! MECHA SHIVA! MECHA SHIVA! MECHA SHIVA!


Sundry - 2009-08-21

For me it was old Japanese action shows like Kamen rider.


rawelkij - 2009-08-21

MECHA SHIVA! MECHA SHIVA! MECHA SHIVA!


Konversekid - 2009-08-21

I'd tour their pants.


spikestoyiu - 2009-08-21

I'D RIDE... I'D LET THEM FIX MY GEAR... A BIKE... I WOULD... BIKES... WHEELS


fluffy - 2009-08-21

Now if only all the San Francisco fixie hipsters learned to do this instead of just having trouble stopping at intersections.


Old_Zircon - 2009-08-21

I believe the preferred title is "2 Girls 1 Bike"


infinite zest - 2009-08-21

Danke Shoen


Camonk - 2009-08-21

All you guys who are talking about banging them just remember: beneath those fitted unitards is a veritable forest of thick, sweat-slick hair that reaches from thigh to neck.


Old_Zircon - 2009-08-21

UNF


Cheese - 2009-08-21

This proves it, I can masturbate to ANYTHING.


Walt Henderson - 2009-08-21

Wait, THIS was your Mt. Everest of wanking? I mean, I admit that bikes don't really get me all worked up, but the girls are pretty cute and there are much, much more horrible things on this website that people use for getting off.


biclops - 2009-08-21

Send me an angel
oooooeeeeoooo
Send me an angel
oooooweeeoooo
Right now.
Right now.


OxygenThief - 2009-08-21

Needs a "comments eventually take a turn for the creepy" tag.


SolRo - 2009-08-21

eventually?


THA SUGAH RAIN - 2009-08-21

There was nothing eventually about it. We saw a video about two girls riding bikes and immediately went to penis jokes.


OxygenThief - 2009-08-22

hooray?


charmlessman - 2009-08-21

So it's like riding a unicycle, but with an extra wheel?

And then lesbian sex.

Also my penis.


James Woods - 2009-08-21


Now I've seen everything!


baleen - 2009-08-22

ride your bikes over my dirty face


Sister's fault - 2009-08-22

Do you suppose there are two fish that need a man as much as these women need that bicycle?


Hooper_X - 2010-03-20

Backpedaling.


elm axo - 2010-04-18

hooray for the little dance at the end


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