I agree wholeheartedly.

A manhole-faller-inner you say?

He means butt-fucker.

He probably offered his fallen comrade a vodka under the tacit agreement that next time this happens he has to leave town.

This is a matter of Russian pride.

I MAKE VODKA JOKE

Also, it doesn't matter who gets punched, as long as someone in the vicinity does.

"Don't wanna get blood on my stupid 30 cent white shirt!"

You take your shirt off so that the other guy can't pull it over your head like a hockey player and beat you senseless (like a hockey player)

It's not common knowledge, but all known internet deployments of the russian-reversal comedy technique have actually been made by bots. An unknown AI programmer created an algorithm that would search for any internet discussion related to Russia or Russians, and rearrange the topic of discussion into a russian-reversal joke. The program used to do this is relatively unsophisticated, consisting of less than 100 lines of code.

Five stars for you, Baldr.

I thought it was a dupe at first, but, if it is, this version deserves to exist because the other one has a shitty name or tags.

I know I've seen the last portion as an animated .gif.

Yeah, I thought I'd seen it too but I dupe-checked the fuck out of it before submitting and nothing showed up. So, if it is here, it's in such a cryptic form that it will NEVER BE FOUND.