This is one of the most pathetic things I've seen in my life. And, I've seen many things.

I demand to see this man play Guitar Hero or Rock Band.

He's the pioneer of the vaunted "move around as much as possible so no one remembers your an air guitarist and then realizes they want to go home" technique. He's an inspiration and artist first, air guitarist second.

It's like watching Ellen Ochoa blast off into space for the first time. You go, girl.

easily earns the douche tag