1:21 BAD TOUCH

That dog is going to grow up to be a vagina biter.

At about the minute mark, the beagle is well within the "kill zone" but doesn't investigate this until 1:22. At that point it's probably one of those "Whoa! It's bigger than I am!" moments.

Stopped watching halfway through. This is just sick. I mean, I have a strong stomach, but this just turned too violent too quick. A little warning would be nice next time.

I love the "YOU AGAIN?!" thing the beagle does at 2:15.

Snoopy vs. Cujo

dogs

At :22 you can see tiny white MICROBALLS! adorable.

Dogs are in every way superior to cats.

adorableness

The big dog loves the little dog

I was a little worried though, that puppy seemed too eager to put it's head in the Rott's mouth early in the video.

it's like a little kid roughhousing with his older brother, except the older brother can fit the kid's head in his mouth

What a hearty exchange of blurts and gropes. Such unions were thought to only exist in fairy tales! Nope, this is real life folks.

If I may, a brief analysis:

The tiny pup is agile, furious, sexually promiscuous, and ungoverned by fear. His heart is one of pure gold; the unfiltered power of god is its power source. Omitting the unbefitting nature of sexual animal abuse, it ventures into unspeakable territory with a swift grope to the older pup's genitalia. At its core, it is unafraid to penetrate realms of astounding audacity. Although incapable of physical laughter, one could theorize that after such mindless defilements, the pup silently laughs inwardly to itself, confirming pride in its senselessness.

Beagles are the ideal form of life.