StanleyPain works on his non-Euclidean geometry proofs while waiting for the oven to finish heating up the Chicken Carbonara Breadbowl Pasta he has to deliver.

Yeah you are totally right, no one ever works at these places while trying to put themselves through university or higher education.

working at one of the big 3 pizza chains is a great way to put yourself through school when you are pursuing that elusive joint rolling degree or finishing up your minor in beer bong engineering. dominoes restaurants across this country are staffed exclusively by white trash.

which one do you work at?

Loser defending losers.

Five for circular pointless elitism, like this post.

It's ok to have a job at school you guys.

Anyway, this wasn't nearly bloopery enough to merit more than 2 prized baleenian stars.

Yeah you are right, we are all losers because some of us had the misfortune to be born into poverty and while trying to claw ourselves up out of the gutter we just happen to work a demanding schedule at a pizza chain to pay for the schooling we missed out on.

But yeah we are all drunken pot-heads with zero aspirations. At least we are contributing something, even if it is just to your bloated waste-line.

Oddeye's post proves how he values his higher education.

more like constantly high

Im guessing they had hosed it down because those guys are using squeegees it looks like. Half the time in those kind of places instead of mopping they just hose the whole place down and squeegee it up.

Dominos never should have coated their floors in teflon.

"IF YOU'RE FREE TO WANT IT!"