Elegant precision.

It's Sex O'Cock, you're just in time.

Can it tell time up to 8 months?

A watch without a penis is like a clock without a penis.

Ah, perfect for when that uppity skirt with the dykey haircut walks into your board meeting. "Oh, Bertha, we were all just looking at my stylish watch!"

The related video of the "Republican Watch" is what I'm rating.

I'm voting on the noise Ol' Glovehands makes when he activates the button.

awww no its private, must have been nasty good