i didn't know how to vote when i saw this in the hopper. i don't know how to vote now. abeli$con is either the best troll this website has ever seen or really just some guy who wandered over from 4chan. but a no vote either way. just to be safe.
abeli$con is the security guard who took this video.
One hand on his cellphone, the other hand furtively groping, trying to find purchase under the sweaty waistband of his own grey stretch pants.
(They let him wear the sweatpants at work because he complained about chafing from the dress uniform, but he's not allowed to leave the security office during business hours.)
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