Nobody actually said it though.

Does it count if it is implied by "Oh, Kurt!"?

Five more for FRIENDSHIP! The glue that holds society together!

you must be new here; you get used to it.

Wimpy? I'd hate to see the size of the basketball hoops he'll be breaking when he's full grown!

You're actually really funny when you're not making chzbrgr references.

i wear glasses and am a proud nerd, twat.

You have poor reading comprehension for a nerd. Do you also practice your dunks, twat-nerd?

having your friend film you pretending to play basketball is pretty nerdy

I'm agreeing with Dora on this one.

Also, 'twat' is not usually something you call a girl over the internet, unless you want to come across as a bitter young man, or a skeevey old one. You can pick which one if you'd prefer, or I can just imagine you as the second.