with a very hot and supportive wife

The anti-hipster backlash is escaping the boundaries of legitimate hipster videos! We need a containment team!

It's okay. Ape God is just an emo bro frat boy. He doesn't know what a hipster is.

Actually I wear a Sisters of Mercy tshirt when I play lacrosse. I guess that makes me a goth frat boy. Or a faggot. Whatever.

It IS kind of funny he's complaining about getting more money than most people make their whole lifetime, but I guess you have to play in the game you chose.

The guy's going to have to work at TBS back to back with George Lopez, have some pity for him.

It's very hard to pity someone who makes 32 million when he gets fired.

I still like him though.

Self-deprecation is Conan's shtick. It's unfortunate for him that in this setting it comes off as asking for pity. I wonder what would have happened if he had done it to Letterman instead?

Oh, wait.