And I'm sure that if he came running at you, his coat and his bitch-tits would be FLARPing all over the place.
"This is Oreo. Oreo had bitch tits... those huge sweating tits that hung enormous, the way you'd think of dog's as big."
I haven't finished 2 yet because I got bored midway through but I'm playing 3 right now for the first time and I don't see how it's any better (albeit a tad better challenge wise).
Maybe it's a real fish-eye lens, but the guy's fat disgustingness warps light or jesus I got no heart for this joke, or any joke, or laughter or joy of any kind after that video. Five stars.