Why would anyone breed pigs that you can't get any real amount of bacon from? It's cute as hell though.

Yes, Daisy, careful. You wouldn't want anything bad to happen to Manuka... right? Why would you resent the small squeaky creature that has stolen your owner's attention?

Not that anybody would blame you if you accidentally pushed him down the stairs. Just a quick shove and then you run away before they can respond to his oinks for help.

They will suspect the cat. You know the cat wants to eat it.

it looks like it was designed by Michel Gagne

Apparently these things only get as big as a dog as adults.
I want one.

How long until the dog realize that Manuka is not a playmate, but one of the ingredients in his treats?

That'll do, pig.

Hahaha, the cat.

Pig feet probably don't work well on hard wood floors.

He's cute, though. I'll take five.

it craves human flesh

Some kind of bacon based guinea pig.

PIGGY

PIGGYPIGGYPIGGYPIGGY

nk! nk! nk! nk! nk! nk! nk! nk! nk! nk!

I want to see that pig digivolve!

Get out of the shot dog, you aren't cute anymore.