Pfft. You can't even play it through SSH like Nethack, so what good is it?

But can you fuck the corpse?

"Alex Winters"? It must be pretty embarrassing to lose a gunfight to Bill S. Preston, Esquire.

SO goddamn sold. although i don't have a windows pc or the patience to finish a roguelike.

feed me a stray cat

Now this looks fun.

You can do some pretty fucked up shit in dwarf fortress.

FAKE

From the 'mastermind' behind this 'experiment':

"Oh hai /b/. On a scale of 1 to 10, what would you rate this troll as? Seriously, I think it's decently epic.

OMG I CAN HAZ SERIAL KILLER SIMULATION?

No. No you fucking cannot. But hey, I've given you guys a bunch of good ideas so yeah. Roll with it if you want.

Also, simmer the fuck down. I'm not taking your interweb details. I couldn't give a flying fuck on a starless night about what you do online. I haven't been hacked. I was actually expecting a massively negative response when I started this thing, which would have made the trolling much, much sweeter. Everyone fucking liked it though. Eh. Shows how much I know. Bit of a cock block to the overall enjoyment, but there you go.

Yes, you can use the video or any of the shit I threw out there as a basis for your own game. Make it look exactly the same as it does in the video if you want. Use the same name. I don't claim any copyrights on any of it.


So the game's a hoax that was made for lulz. It worked alright. Since it isn't an actual game, I'll keep the following for posterity. Hopefully, someone legit will make an actual serial killer roguelike game, and it will be awesome."


This is pretty much exactly how I would expect somebody who pretends to make computer games as an 'experiment' to write like.