You said everything I wanted to say.

Well-fucking-done? Are you sure you're ready to sit at the big-kid table, or does the knowledge then entire kitchen will be disgusted with you secretly get you off?

I used to order my steaks welldone when I was like 17 because I had no sense of taste.

The mark of a decent steakhouse is that the wait staff actually tries to talk the person out of ordering it well done.

At one place when someone at the table ordered it well-done the waiter replied: "Sir, I cannot responsibly and professionally take your order without at least first suggesting that you try it medium-well"

That place had good steak.

My dad and my sisters can only eat steak well-done. They can't digest undercooked beef. I don't know if they're lacking a digestive enzyme or something, but if they eat a piece of beef that's even the slightest bit pink, they have wretched stomach cramps for hours. I used to only eat steaks well-done because I was afraid of the same thing happening to me, but after some careful experimentation it seems that I have been spared that particular gene.

That being said, none of them are restaurant critics. And this is the dumbest way to complain about food I've ever seen.

It's not undercooked, you dimwit. Maybe your ridiculous half-panda family shouldn't bother with beef at all.

Man you really got mad about things a handful of people you don't even know like to eat.

"half-panda family"

I'm with Faghorn, your mutant family need to just stay away from Red Meat. Rare is possibly the only way you can get a steak that could be called "undercooked."

Actually, he's a pretty normal guy. If you've ever seen the English hell's kitchen, or anything he's done on camera outside his shows, he's a really nice, calm guy. He just hams it up for America because Ramsey blowing up is apparently all we really want to see.

Seriously though, how the fuck do you get to be a food critic, one that people pay to go to restaurants like Maze, including buying your meal, when you order your steak well-fucking-done?

That's like hiring a movie critic who feels the best example of a well written, subtle comedy is the 'Scary Movie' series.

Granted, but even still, if someone came up to me and questioned me professional skills, and the skills of the people working for me on the word of the kind of asshole who goes to an expensive restaurant and orders a steak well done, I'd handle it with significantly less grace and charm than that, and I think that holds true for most people.

And what's the deal with these cooking shows? Can't taste it, can't smell it!

Well done is gray and dead meat. All flavor and juices cooked out of it. Most steak houses have to butterfly the steak in order to get it to cook evenly without charring the outside. If you can't eat a type of food the way it's properly prepared then DON"T FUCKING EAT IT!
Ideal internal temperature I've used for steaks is 120 degrees F, the steaks tender, juicy, and safe to eat. you might as well eat your own fucking shoe leather if you get a steak well done.

Fuck off, die, and never speak of food again F3AR

there is no measure of doneness beyond "well done"

that is a well done steak.

YOU JUST GAVE AN ORDER OF EXECUTION FOR YOUR OWN FUCKING CUSTOMERS! TO SAY THERE'S ANY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOUR CUNTSTEAK AND A PIG UTERUS FLAMBE IS FUCKING STUPID!!!!! AND IF SOMEONE ASKS FOR A WELL-DONE PEACE OF FUCKING MEAT YOU SHOVE THEIR FAT ASS DOWN ON THE FUCKING STOVE I DON'T FUCKING CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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