Despite reports to the contrary, this man and his cohorts did not start the fire. Said fire has been burning throughout recorded history. Some maintain that its age rivals that of the earth.
The fire was obviously started by Obama, though it was first sighted in the months leading up to the 2008 election (and there were warning signs as early as 2003).
It's a man's obligation
To stick his boneration
In a women's separation;
This sort of penetration
Will increase the population
Of the younger generation.