There goes another cherished childhood bedtime story....

This guy should get a colonic and then post another video.

I drop 1-2 pounds loads DAILY.

I don't know what kind of infomercials YOU watch buddy...

John Goodman is probably right.

Five for the smug head waggle at 0:20.

That is one urban legend I cherish and spread at every opportunity.

They say that the doctors tasked with cutting open Marion Morrison's bloated corpse were so affected by the noxious, rancid fumes seeping out of his feces-packed colon that they vomited 3 full gallons of steaming bile right onto that dead bastard's purple face. True story.

Of all the things in this day and age to be indignant about...

more like uncommon misconceptions.

"Why do you think they called him 'The Duke?'"

how much unprocessed fecal matter is in this guy's cheeks?

Off the scale for a normal man, but this is JOHN WAYNE we're talking about. I bet he could take 20 POUNDS if impacted fecal matter, you pathetic little girl!