"Shit just got real."

"I'm sorry boys. The princess is in another castle."

Kinda wish they would have shoehorned a TOASTAZ reference.

5 stars for Bullet Bill.

The helicopter being named Lakitu.
Bullet Bill.
Mario whistling the theme and throwing a molotov cocktail.

That was fun. Fived.

Well great, I've enjoyed something with this much Internet in it. Now I have to reevaluate all my priorities.

yo dog!!!! you heard i like videogames so you put a videogame in my videogame parody!! LOL!!!!!

-1 for no John Leguizamo

ehh. I did like Mario's whistle at the end.

Goes on a bit long.

that is damn good! there are about 10 clever ideas in there!

See, this is how the Super Mario Bros. movie should have been done.

"A terse political thriller [...] should be a mystery to everyone."

- The Village Voice

http://helpmemario.com/

I feel like I should be bored of this sort of thing by now but I enjoyed that thoroughly

Oh come on! You loved it.

Wish I could give it 120 stars.

R.I.P. Gabe Newell

Needs more running, jumping, and walking away from explosions.

But otherwise pretty good.

So that was pretty much flawless

Toad spends all day playing NBA 2k11 as the Miami Heat and smoking blunts--until his cell phone rings.

I'm actually kind of sad this isn't a real game...

I would totally play this.