Chris-chan attempted to join a message board dedicated to trolling him

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themilkshark

- 2011-01-31

...Aaaaaand we're back!

Quad9Damage

- 2011-01-31

He can't disguise his voice very well, and it's hard to miss the man-tits.

Smellvin - 2011-01-31

... plus the sports bra.

Harveyjames - 2011-01-31

And he's got a towel on his head to disguise his face.

Xiphias

- 2011-02-01

his tits have gotten really big since the last time I dared to look at him

chumbucket

- 2011-01-31

the undeniable posture

jangbones - 2011-01-31

and he has one of the most distinctive vocal patterns ever

NewHeavenSalesman

- 2011-01-31

Cobra Commander really let himself go.

Also, once he was accepted into the message board, he attempted to scare the trolls into not digging up his dog's grave by saying that his imposter persona was attacked by the ghosts of the dog and 8-year-old Chris-chan. No, really.

http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Trollin_Train

Mother_Puncher

- 2011-01-31

Jesus. He just needs to leave the internet. There needs to be a faux movement called "CWC: Leave the internet" and send it to him. I just want to see how he responds to it.

Nikon

- 2011-01-31

This is the _sixth_ time he's quit the Internet only to return. He can't quit.

Cena_mark

- 2011-01-31

This is old news. This is from a prior dissaprearance from the internet. He's still off the internet. For some reason the trolling CWCki is just talking about it now.

Mother_Puncher - 2011-01-31

One day, Mark, you will be poeTV's very own Chris-chan.

Step 1. Fatten you up.

I reckon that's it.

Hooker

- 2011-02-01

For the Cobra Commander quip.

RocketBlender - 2011-01-31

Jesus, after this video, I went over to the front page of the CWCki to read the article, only to discover that in the month chris was gone, they got their fix by tracking every detail they could about his PlayStation activity. That's really sad. I don't know who'se worse anymore.

Anaxagoras

- 2011-01-31

I used to think the same thing, but after reading this latest entry in the CWC saga, I'm thinking that CWC is the more pathetic one.

But I wouldn't want to be either CWC or a member of his devoted troll-base.

jangbones - 2011-01-31

if you add both groups, the sum represents the furthest possible distance from a human vagina that is theoretically possible in reality

delicatessen - 2011-01-31

He who fights with monsters..

Rovin - 2011-01-31

Actually, if I remember right, Cogsdev who owns the site or runs it or whatever is a woman. There are several other prolific CWC trolls that are women - one of them is behind those sarcastic youtube videos where CWC's comics are read. In that woman's case she tried to help him and eventually got so frustrated with him that she switched sides.

Oh, and also last I knew that YouTube site that archives all his videos was run by a lady.

Toenails

- 2011-01-31

Guys guys, why are we arguing who is worse?

Can't we just hate them both equally?

Jet Bin Fever

- 2011-02-02

for you jangbones.

Ghoul

- 2011-01-31

His posture, tits, gut and voice all give him away. He might as well have been wearing his standard polo shirt.

StanleyPain

- 2011-01-31

As of this moment, "ALL OF YOU ARE THE HOMOS. JENKINSJENKIES IS NOT MEEEEEEE. TAKE DOWN THE CWCKI NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW ALL OF YOU ARE THE HOMOS. JENKINSJENKIES IS NOT MEEEEEEE. TAKE DOWN THE CWCKI NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW " is spammed across the entirety of the CWCwiki front page....

Rosebeekee

- 2011-01-31

I don't see any piles of garbage or children's toys in the background. Did his family actually clean their hazmat zone of a house?

Pillager

- 2011-01-31

He probably temporarily moved it all to another room.

kennydra

- 2011-02-01

It kind of looks/sounds like it was filmed in a public bathroom of some kind. Look at that trash can. I know they have that same trash can inside of Denny's or somewhere.

Repomancer

- 2011-02-01

It was shot in the bathroom of a Goodwill store. Really.

Scrotum H. Vainglorious

- 2011-01-31

Christ, he's gotten fatter.

Oscar Wildcat

- 2011-01-31

Seriously, Chris needs to team up with Goldman Sachs for his IPO. If LOLCats can get 30million, imagine what Chris could do, given his internet star power.

Udderdude

- 2011-01-31

You know CWC has been in league with the trolls for more than year now, right? How else do you explain this? http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Magical_Man_Potion

Udderdude - 2011-01-31

And BTW I am not saying CWC isn't a sad bastard, it's just that most of the "Crazier" stuff he's done in the past year and a half have all been staged/fake.

RomancingTrain

- 2011-01-31

He thinks mentioning Burger King will throw us off the trail because Chris only ever eats McDonald's.

Repomancer - 2011-02-01

No, he mentions it because JenkinsJinkies, trying to appear as someone else, made a page on CWCiki about a "Chris sighting" at Burger King.

pastorofmuppets

- 2011-01-31

He should stick with the fake voice. It's a lot less grating.

Longshot-

- 2011-02-01

That "towel over the head" look kinda makes him more more tolerable to watch too.

takewithfood - 2011-02-01

I wish I could say that this is the dumbest thing he's ever done. But it really, really isn't.

thebaronsdoctor

- 2011-02-06

Christian? Who is Christian? My name is Guy Incognito

EvilHomer

- 2015-01-31

This was one of my favorite Chris videos. It's so perfect, in so many ways.

Trial in a week. Good luck, little buddy.

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