I pulled that same stunt when I was his age, but then I didn't tell my teacher to fuck off, dumbass.

God that voice.... I sympathize with and at the same time find this poor kid immensely amusing.

Kid is the next Andy Rooney.

Also, Tosh.0 will soon find this kid (probably through this site) and become a 15 second celebrity.

Ooh continuity error in his act. He always calls himself Marvin, but in his story he answers to Dustin.

what is this world coming to when we punish children by sending them into space