It reacts to flash photography way better than the Itchy & Scratchy robots.

I'll just get this Skynet reference out of the way...

It will take a thousand years for intelligent robots to be recognized as equals when they all dance like nerds.

That robot almost took a swing at him after he shoved it

I expect a lot of terror when they slap some fake skin on it, what with those never blinking eyes.

It moves like a belligerent drunk.

That's fine and all, but let's talk advanced weapons systems.

I was playing the drinking game Kings with my friends the other night, and someone pulled a Q, which meant categories. He picked "types of melons." After I said "honeydew," the next person said "Carnegie." I was never more jealous of a brilliant answer in my life.

Call me when it runs on alcohol.