Immediate first thought. You figure if you were going to buy one of these things, you'd want it to be exaggerated and idealized. Then I realized he probably wants it to look "realistic" so he can talk to it and eat dinner with it and I got sad.
I'm glad Youtube allows Jerry Brudos motherfuckers an outlet for their painful lonliness and sexual attraction for lifeless, human-like things they are going to fuck and cuddle but can never kiss back or share emotions.
Is this the weird rednecky guy from the movie "guys and dolls"? it sounds just like him. and i remember he liked them dressed in like t shirt and boxers.