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Peach the Lobster is the first video game character to ejaculate boxing gloves.
Those are lobster claws, it's perfectly natural for a lobster to ejaculate those.
This engine gets a lot of criticism for its weird, "lazy" scrolling, but I always liked it, it's kind of like a steadicam.
I feel sorry for the kid who described Jazz Jackrabbit to his parents and got this instead.
I'm pretty sure this was never formally distributed outside of RSD BBSes in the 90s.
This is probably how an eight-year old would describe an LSD-trip.
They'd be pretty much on the money.
Finally, a crappy Sonic style game.
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