Just thinking about Brent Spiner and Vlad Putin having a threesome with this chick makes me LOL.
I've been watching her videos all afternoon, and here's a brief summary:
She comes from the same gene pool as Catherine the Great and King David (60% Catherine, 50% King David), and the Jesuits view her as a threat because of this unique genetic profile. They attempt to ruin her life by sending clones of her managers at Wal*Mart to screw things up at work, and additionally the Jesuits have engineered public relationships for Brent Spiner (who was raped by his Jesuit-controlled "girlfriend" Loree McBride), and Vladimir Putin, with whom she has brain-to-brain cosmic telepathic sex or something. She constantly refers to them as "my men".
Brent Spiner asks her to make most of these videos, which makes her all giggly and embarrassed.
Jesuits have possessed perfect cloning technology, including memory transfer, since at least 1920.
The tsunami in Japan was God's punishment for the Japanese government not rounding up and executing the Jesuits there. Also, Japan is her ancestral homeland because apparently Catherine the Great's lineage also passed through Japan sometime in the 12th century and inter-married with the Ōshu-Fujiwara clan.
geez mom you promised you would stop making these videos
This is awesome.
You'd think someone who has the tenacity to write a full novel could bang up a more dynamic script to read for her YT videos. It's tough to be this crazy and this boring at the same time.
She refers to famous people by first name, like King Prawn does.
Goddammit I love POE.
"I only wanted Brent in the 1990's, and then 9/11 happened; and I knew I needed a president."
This is the best possible sentence in the English language.
My favourite so far is the workout video. Not for no reason has People Magazine called her one of the sexiest women alive.
Thank you for this. My YouTube crazies list needed a feminine touch.
Wow, grade A ball-scorching in sanity.
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