Okay. Time for some unneeded insight again:

~It's not Avenue Q. This is some shitty children's show that has a slew of videos on youtube because they are looking for a company to produce a working pilot. One day I was searching for television pitches and I came across a mess of glorious garbage. One of those things was The Handy Goddess, who I mistakenly thought I was the first one here to discover, but unforgivably I was wrong, as usual. It seems "urbanelf" was the guy that found out about her. GODDAMMIT SO MUCH!!!!

~"Avenue C Kid TV Show Captina Cartoon 3", one of the related videos, is probably the only one that I wasn't able to sit through completely. But, the only reason I wasn't able to was because it reminded me of a fevered dream I once had. In my dream I died in a ventilation shaft and I'll be totally freaked out if that is in fact what happens in the video.

~Make sure you are logged in. Poe-News is getting some major traffic because of what's going on right now, so if you aren't logged in, you might be viewed by the Ghost Mods as part of the DDOSing and suspended. This shit is getting ridiculous.

~I came up with a new term today: "Fatapult". It's when you are so fat that when when you are sitting you have to rock yourself back and forth before you can stand up. I would like to see this used in everyday language. Thanks.

1 star because fuck off bitch.

The one in purple (the granny?) is lip-synching every-single line that's not hers.

Normally, I would assume bad acting was at play, but Will Smith used to do the exact same thing on old Fresh Prince episodes (watch him closely when he's on screen). Since they're singing the Fresh Prince song, I'm (generously) going to assume it's a clever tribute/parody of Master William's own terrible acting.