Nike: Just Do It

So, are we going to come up with a tag for this "I'll see your X and raise you Y" week that's been going on?

Church groups: proving Darwinism yet again.

I saw a complete circle rainbow once at Niagra Falls on the Hurricane deck. It was mega-bitchin.

I feel sorry for these young people and their one companion.

Seriously, though, you can't die by falling into a rainbow.

"I've never seen anything like this before," area man said of World Wraps new "Lil' Wrap Stand" that just opened in the parking lot. The Vernal Colonel, a BBQ chicken wrap with "3-Mexican Sauces," stuffed into a chipotle tortilla, sells for . "The Vernal Colonel is only available at the Vernal Falls State Park," World Wrap spokeswoman Jill Anders said.

Retrieving bodies: huge waste of resources. They're dead.