Sanest Man Alive - 2013-10-30
That darn gun just misfired right when his thumb was in front of the barrel! Guns are just so tricky!
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memedumpster - 2013-10-30
There is no "place thumb at end of barrel" step in any process of owning, operating, repairing, or committing suicide, with a gun. The gun cannot go wrong during a step that does not exist.
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Caminante Nocturno - 2013-10-30 I can imagine it being a step in a thickheaded attempt at insurance fraud, too. That only goes to further prove memedumpster's point, though.
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memedumpster - 2013-10-30 I'm starting to think that guns need guns to defend themselves from gun owners. Some kind of intelligent weapon bonus or AI or runes of binding or something.
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Cube - 2013-10-31 It wasn't his fault, the coffee was too hot.
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duck&cover - 2013-10-30
If the shit really hit the fan they'd be using him to eke out the Spam.
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Bort - 2013-10-30
This is Obama's fault. It must be.
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Cube - 2013-10-30
I wish Midget Digit were a tag.
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Jet Bin Fever - 2013-10-31 It would open a whole new realm of NSFW possibilities!
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Pillager - 2013-10-30
"Gun culture" tag also works. Or Darwin award...
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Syd Midnight - 2013-10-30 Shooting yourself in the hand is gun culture, but fainting from it is pretty poseur. He should have been swearing a lot and admitting his own carelessness.
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Caminante Nocturno - 2013-10-30
And, as the giant mutant mantids closed in, drawn by the sound of his gun going off and the scent of the cholesteral-laden prepper blood spilling from his hand, his last thoughts were of his beloved stockpile of macaroni.
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deadpan - 2013-10-31
I want to say this is a dupe, but I can't rule out the possibility that it just happened again.
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misterbuns - 2013-10-31
I want to inspect the firing pin on the EMT dude.
As long as he keeps his hat and glasses on.
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Change - 2013-10-31
That's fucking horrible. I'm only saying this in hopes of coming off as more human than everyone else in this room, because I'm an elitist.
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Riskbreaker - 2013-10-31
MOMMY!!!!
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badideasinaction - 2013-10-31
Good to see the only person actually prepped for Doomsday (i.e. needing to provide first aid) is the film crew, not the preppers.
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