SteamPoweredKleenex - 2013-12-01
You're not a celebrity until your actions up to and including your death are interpreted as part of a batshit conspiracy.
Also, for someone who worships an all-powerful god, isn't it presumptuous to say that someone was taken before they should have been?
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FreeOJ - 2013-12-01
oh of course.
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Riskbreaker - 2013-12-02
You know, if god wants to send a message, he could just text you instead of killing somebody. Just saying.
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Syd Midnight - 2013-12-03 That's what Catholic saints are for, they're like Heaven's tech support number.
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The Mothership - 2013-12-02
This is heads and tales above most internet conspiracy shit; you could write a masters' thesis on this guy.
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SteamPoweredKleenex - 2013-12-02 Not just this guy, but his followers, too. They'll re-arrange the numbers, letters, pronunciation, etc. of anything until it spells out "Satan" or whatever. The comments are an exercise in both intellectual laziness and mental gymnastics.
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millerman13 - 2013-12-02 TM: I totally agree and at one point even considered doing just that. It's like semiotic theory gone mad or something. But that's what's really interesting to me: the way in which these people interpret 'modernity' or 'postmodernity' or whatever as secularized, evil, etc., without realizing that their sense-making tools (excluding the bible) come from that same satanic milieu. So in a way, it only makes sense that semiotics, as outdated a critical practice as it may be, would eventually get turned back upon itself.
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Riskbreaker - 2013-12-03 I still prefer the guy who made conspiracies about nothing while watching gay porn. He was more creative.
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sasazuka - 2013-12-02
I like how the Illuminati or Freemasons or whomever left an oh-so-obvious sign where, if you just draw a bunch of lines over the map, it looks like someone's hand doing a bad shadow-puppet of an elephant. Which proves everything.
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sasazuka - 2013-12-03 Did you see the AMERICAN DAD episode "Rapture's Delight", the bizarro Christmas episode from 2009? It was a riff on post-rapture fiction like LEFT BEHIND and the Antichrist was totally based on the Riddler.
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misterbuns - 2013-12-02
:)
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SolRo - 2013-12-02
Weapons-grade crazy.
Kindergarten-grade tracing
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sasazuka - 2013-12-02
Is he screening comments and only letting the craziest comments get through?
"Stupid are Those who don't believe !!!! this shit is 1000% real like come on guys !!! us Humans are being fooled!! Too many fuckin considences everywhwere . !!! and we still do not know shit about anything !! # God have mercy on my soul when they trynna find me,,, I swear Ill Kill them first !!! cuz Im with Jesus all the time and we have an army too! =D "
Something can't be "1000%" real unless "real" was a finite quantity and the new "real" is ten times the amount of the previous "real".
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BorrowedSolution - 2013-12-02 Hey, these people believe God leaves coded messages to them all the time; redefining the concept of percentiles is hardly surprising given their tendency to make things up as they go along.
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SteamPoweredKleenex - 2013-12-02 How long before all major cults start spelling their deity's name with a hashtag, I wonder?
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memedumpster - 2013-12-03
Okay, which one of you is God? This has omnipotent poeTV member written all over it.
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SolRo - 2013-12-03 Only when im bored.
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Jet Bin Fever - 2013-12-07
Oh, this guy again. I would hate to have his mind.
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