I'm sorry, but men don't wear make up BECAUSE EVOLUTION. How are you supposed to hunt a mammoth when you've got to worry about dropping your lip gloss and stuff? All differences in the genders are due to biology and evopsych stuff I make up about cavemen. This is why gender roles have always been exactly the same as they are now and must never change unless you want society to collapse.
Wouldn't. Not because she's unattractive, but because she looks incompetent. Putting yourself together in the morning doesn't need to be a fucking epic.
Oh no! I don't have a steady enough hand to apply eyeliner! Here, let me just inexplicably place a spoon near my eye and now I have perfect coordination.
I wasn't looking for makeup tips, but I figured they wouldn't hurt. This isn't really helpful.