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... and Wallace Shawn!
Any real 80's cartoon intro doesn't need 4 full minutes of voiceover, just give us the CASIO key-rock and flashy action edits and we got ourselves a sweet-ass run-through of all the action you MIGHT see in this episode.
A little long in the tooth, but who's to deny the pleasure of Captain Pissgums and the Bastards of the Universe taking on evil in a random town in NJ.
"Castle Fuckjob." "Abracabastard."
References out of the time period: 1. Super Soaker commercial ('90s) 2. Daft Punk Interstella 5555 ('00s) 3. Tomagotchi (late '90s)
And the Power Stone anime series, which is late '90s. I'm ashamed that I recognized every cartoon used to make this.
Affirmative Action.