I...identical? WHAT MONSTROUS HELL-WOMB COULD HAVE SPAWNED TWO BEINGS WHO CAME FROM A SINGLE ZYGOTE YET ARE SOMEHOW COUSINS.
The very laws of genetics are rent asunder by the otherworldly machinations of the entities known as Cathy (who's lived most everywhere) and Patty (who apparently suffers from hot dog-related seizures.)
For them to be cousins, it just means that each can claim to have a parent who is the sibling of one of the other's parents. Happens all the time in West Virginny.
All I know about Patty Duke is that the name comes up in a beastie boys song 'get it together'
Grand Royal prez And I'm Also A Member
Born On The Cusp In The Month Of November
I Do The Patty Duke In Case You Don't Remember
Well, I Freak A Funky Beat Like The Shit Was In A Blender