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Jyer gerta furda rada ara.
Hello Floordah
We'll take the Spruce Moose.
Not seen: "It flies from London's Heathrow to New York's Idlewild Airport in SIX MINUTES!"
From the Belgian Congo to New York's Idlewild Airport. That, plus the 4:10 autogyro to the Prussian Consulate in Siam (oh, and the velocitator and deceleratrix pedals) are my favorite Burns paleologisms.
And revulcanize my tires posthaste!
Stop that, you wantwit! I might get stung by a bumbled bee!
I stand corrected - the Congo it is. And it's 17 minutes! "Out of my way! I'M a motorist!"
It's always something, isn't it. First I have to drive your pregnant mother to the hospital so she can give birth to you. And now this.
If I DON'T show up in a rubber suit shaped like the state of Florida I'll be the laughing stock of the whole school!
This two-and-a-half minute clip had more laughs and a wider range of emotions than the entire terrible Simpsons Movie.
Oh, come on...that movie wasn't THAT bad
How bad is your movie where you have to add two more references to the one joke that worked in test screenings.
Remember that time I tried to make gravy in the bathtub? Well YEEEEEEWWW have a gambling problem! And remember that time I let that scary homeless guy into the house because I thought he was Santa Claus? Well YEEEEEEWWW have a gambling problem!
Oh Lisa, your mother still loves you, its just that she has a career now. She's a slot jockey
No, no, I said SLOT jockey.
I'm not a state, I'm a monster!
Bah! To Hell with this!
She's such a little trooper!
And the jars of urine? We'll hang onto those.
"But Sir..." "I said: HOP IN."
I miss old school Simpsons. This also is significant because it's the first plot line I remember Family Guy blatantly ripping off.
all the best quotes are taken.
Freemasons run the country!