It's really annoying that any attempt to find trailers for this on Youtube gets you a million dipshits trying to be Oliver Stone about this movie.

Cthulu has got some petroleum issues.

My inner geek so wants it t be Cthulhu. If its not, my heart may actually break a little.

It really is just going to turn out to be an average looking Godzilla monster, isn't it?

So that's what it is? the Cloverfield monster is a friggin' OIL STATION come alive!?