I think geese are pretty much my least favorite animal. They're all a bunch of feathery assholes.

My dog has always absolutely hated geese. I think she's on to something.

I love the seriousness!

Are they sure that's a goose? the black one looks more like a Black Swan

That samoyed find the goose a hilarious playmate. The people are mildly amused.

Man, the goose WAS a cheerful creature in the film Top Gun. I never thought about how that shaped my expectations about geese. Maybe that's why we hate geese so much; we feel betrayed by their sudden aggression.

Why is it socially unacceptable to kill a goose with one's hands?

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5 for making me remember Starless and Bible Black's story about the war between geese and remote controlled warships.

Fuck geese. They are the worst animals.

I ran over a goose with a golf cart and killed it, not totally on purpose but the incident was not entirely accidental either. I still chuckle about that.

Hey fellas, lovely day.

(all three geese lower their heads in unison)

Uh-- uh fellas?

(the geese slowly advance)

Hey, wait a second now. This park belongs to everybody -- wait -- no, NOOO! BEAKS ARE NOT FOR THAT--

At least cassowaries are funny.

Geese are the most human birds.

(deep)

Seconds later, his shorts feel the wrath of a bird threatened