Seriously though. If they were real men the world would bend to them. They'd have cars, boats, houses, airplanes, and horses their size, not modified regular people stuff. silly midgets.
This might be stating the obvious, but these guys never actually made money from the shitty schemes they advertised. They started as salespeople who then moved into the advertising realm and pretty much just made these commercials. After the one brother died, the other one didn't even continue doing this stuff.