If they made a video game where you just bounced and rolled a gigantic black man about a huge interactive world all day long, I would play it until my heart exploded.
Hey they're still cool even though they're baby console games, it's just that your labeling got my aspergers all flared up and I had to shove an epipen into my neck, so I'm a bit grumpy.
Oh god. The Party Boy music. Big Black as the amazing rubber man. People randomly running up and sodomizing people. Grinding off of old ladies. Five golden stars.