Goomba
1. (n.) A defenseless mushroom in boots meant to be jumped on by Jump Man.
2. (n.) An offensive midget in a diaper, the arch-rival of Rope Swing Man.
Now I will never be happy until this gets turned into an action-adventure game show NOT aimed at children. (Which would mean they can keep the fire and the midget beat-down)
I wish piracy worked this way. You could get all sorts of mileage out of your old games by copying the ROM image 50 times and then seeing what sort of fucked-apart dreamscape you end up with.