|MartinBishop - 2011-11-29 |
This news segment brought you by Los Pollos Hermanos, one taste and you'll know!
|Oscar Wildcat - 2011-11-29 |
Indeed, the Internet is crawling with pedo bears, best to protect your children by enrolling them in a catholic highschool, with a strong football team.
|chumbucket - 2011-11-29 |
Wait, this isn't ONN?
|The Mothership - 2011-11-29 |
Next up, our exclusive expose on jenkum.
|Rudy - 2011-11-29 |
"certain cartoon enthusiasts"
You know, if I were a teenager in this NM town, and I saw this news report, there'd suddenly be pedobear stickers on everything that glue could adhere to. I mean, EVERYTHING. The ensuing panic and overreaction would be a thing of legend.
If the guy selling them asked what you were going to do with them, you'd say "I'm going to paint the town ped."
|Anaxagoras - 2011-11-29 |
Sometimes people are so stupid that I loop around from "pissed off" right back to my default state: amused.
|Screwtape - 2011-11-29 |
Fiona Dias thinks pedobear is cute.
Also, she raped and murdered Leroy Jenkins on the steps of a Church in 1986.
So could you help refresh my memory about this particular POE meme?
Original thread is long gone, but here: http://www.poe-news.com/forums/sp.php?si=&fi=ELECT04&ti=1001875672 &pi=1001876849
Throw in a similar reference to Glenn Beck and WoW and its complete.
|StanleyPain - 2011-11-29 |
Wow my hometown news channel makes national news!! Is it for their journalistic integrity? Their award winning investigations??
Whatever you do, don't let your children go outside the house.
|Caminante Nocturno - 2011-11-29 |
I like my women the same way I like my wine: Criminally underage and only semi-consenting.
Wait, that's not funny.
MC Scared of Bees
|Jet Bin Fever - 2011-11-29 |
"certain cartoon enthusiasts"
You know, if I were a teenager in this NM town, and I saw this... news... Wait...
|Riskbreaker - 2011-11-29 |
Oh boy, another job for the anti-bear patrol!
I'm sick of these constant bear attacks. It's like a frickin' country bear jambaroo around here!
|Snakeweapon - 2011-11-29 |
Honestly though, cartoon characters are a great way to rape kids.
|Hooker - 2011-11-29 |
"This is not simply dark humour."
How do you hide behind a cartoon while engaging in statuatory rape? Or any physical act of any kind?
|memedumpster - 2011-11-29 |
The Penn State sticker!
|boner - 2011-11-29 |
"what started as a popular japanese cartoon is now a symbol for unthinkable crimes against children"
ALL Japanese cartoons are crimes against children.
|twinkieafternoon - 2011-11-29 |
WELCOME TO PENN STATE
|Toenails - 2011-11-29 |
"Use caution in whatever situation you're in, and..."
AND WHAT??? OH GOD I'M GOING TO BE RAPED IN MY UNDERAGE ASSHOLE!!!
|HenryChinaski - 2011-11-30 |
Quick, someone alert them about blue star acid.
|Steve Airport - 2011-11-30 |
Unthinkable crimes against intelligence
|Cyberblah - 2011-11-30 |
"Now it's not illegal to display a pedobear sticker (BUT IT OBVIOUSLY SHOULD BE!)..."
|Xenagama Warrior Princess - 2011-12-01 |
Next week they will report that they got a tip about a pedophile ring that threatened to rape kids with over 9000 penises.
|EvilHomer - 2012-03-04 |
The bear IS cute.
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