Yeah it wouldn't surprise me if the Cantina band was Beiruit this time around

Hey, I like Beirut.

OK ok ok sorry. Devotchka. :p

(I love both bands btw, just hate how they're used on This American Life)

umm.. not that I listen to the show or anything.. I listen to this American FUCKFEST 2014! WOOOoo

At least it is a practical effect and not a stupid fucking CGI blob that'll look like shit 5 years later. Yeah, the design sucks, but still.. it's a THING.

I bet that action figure's name will be Meso Awien.

five for meme

also i agree with your point jbf

Star Wars Episode VII: Because Technically A Kid Who Saw Phantom Menace Could Have Reproduced By Now

i know, isn't is such a bummer that GEORGE LUCAS isn't directing it?

Once you delve below the shit line, degrees just stop mattering.

I'm pretty excited for it. I was born just before the Return of the Jedi came out so I didn't get to experience the "THRILL OF STAR WARS" like all my older friends. My mom went into labor at the theatre when they were seeing Star Wars IV so that's why my brother is named Ben. So when episode I came out I saw it on opening day.. waited in line forever.. I convinced myself that this was the BEST THING EVER!

It wasn't and everyone knows it.

I haven't seen any of the new Star Treks but I guess it kind of does what Godzilla did.. just forget what you knew about what you know. I'm doing my best to stay semi excited for this when I'd rather just see a fan-made one like the Our Robocop Remake thing in my 30s but hopefully it'll be good.

*high five* me too. :(

I think Disney will do a good job. :(

OH FUCKING SHIT! I forgot that Disney has this, even though it was in the video. Disney has these weird employee rules (I didn't work for Disney but when a Disney musical came to town you had to obey them or be fired.. it was humiliating but I did it anyway. You were owned by a fucking mouse.

I'm not really sure how this works: I've never been to a Disneyland/world/euro or whatever but I know there's an Indiana Jones ride, but as much as the 4th one kinda sucked (kinda.. it really wasn't that bad) it still opened with the classic Paramount Logo turning into a prairie dog hill. The Lucasarts logo is probably second to that and I'd hate to see it replaced with that stupid castle. :(

the "in fifth grade" thing in my description was about a role in this movie they were filming in my neighborhood called "Dr Giggles" btw. Starring the bad guy from Darkman as an equally evil guy as a doctor? They told everyone at my elementary school that if they left their bikes on the rack overnight for a scene they'd give them 10 bucks. That never happened because they shot their financial load far too early so they just got the cafeteria to give us extra milk and cookies. Yes the shitty cookies that come with hot lunch. Burn.