Nothing can ruin Taco Bell for you more effectively than the food at Taco Bell.

Yeah, the narrator is kind of obnoxious. I skipped around, and while he's got the voice for dramatic reading, he's clearly lacking the vision and the stomach. It's just a girl kissing the cum-splattered face of her dead brother; stop acting so overthetop-fake-revolted and grow up, ya puss!

Yeah.. I fell asleep listening to this the other night.. it gets kinda.. like "too fucked up" for a minute or so after she's done fucking the corpse of Dipper but it's just leading up to the punchline. It's basically another take on The Aristocrats, but every version I've heard of the Aristocrats is G-rated compared to this.

Yeah, I was going to suggest an Aristocrats joke tag or whatever we have floating around here, even though I'm pretty sure whatever 12-year-old who wrote this has never heard it.

And Xenocide, Taco Bell doesn't refer to what they sell as "food". Taco Bell sells "product".

One of my housemates knows someone who works at Taco Bell and brought home a free bottle of the Sriracha sauce and it was the best I'd ever had. I'm pretty sure it's got dairy, like the kind you get at the cheap conveyor belt sushi places, but fuck it.

Also the Fire Sauce is really good. If I have time before work I stop by the taco bell and order a diet coke and grab two handfulls of that sauce, and then go to the planned parenthood next door and grab a handful of condoms. Sometimes I pull the wrong one out of my backpack. And that's why I'm single.

He also does douchey readings of Sonichu; they are turning up all over my Recommendeds lists now.

Sorry trolls, the only person who's ever been able to do Sonichu justice was ChrisChan himself.

Come on, the Vivian G audio books were wonderful.

The Audiobooks were tolerable, maybe even enjoyable... but not brilliant. They are still the best non-Chris-created Sonichu material that is otherwise parodical in nature, but their real worth lies in the fact that they got Chris to make the True Official Videobooks - which are, let's be honest, exactly the way Sonichu was intended.

I don't know about anyone else, but I'd like to see more of original creators reading their own work, with passion and sincerity, and less of these random, talentless assholes trying to do dumb voices and add lame jokes to things that were already funny to begin with. With the possible exception of the Youtube Comment Reconstruction people (who are brilliant and should branch into fanfics and webcomic readings), no normies have yet shown the level of talent, craft, and aesthetic awareness necessary to do justice to material like this.

That's an interesting idea. On one hand, it could be argued that reading non-licensed FF (i.e. not part of the writers' guild) could result in all sorts of legal troubles, but on the other hand, Adventure Time's Fiona has her base in Fan Fiction, as does Cake the cat.

But the Chris Chan video books sucked. They were rushed, halfassed, and didn't have music.
This Troper is awesome. They read things on forums in funny voices.
Blame those MST3000 dorks. They made mocking other people's work popular. Now the internet is full of critics and mockers, who can't hack the slings and arrows that come with being an artist.

You say "sucked" like that is somehow counter to the spirit and charm of Sonichu.

That's because Sonichu doesn't suck. I love it un-ironically. The art, dialogue, and narrative are quite fascinating. You're right, the Chris Chan video books don't suck. They're pretty good and reveal a lot of Chris' intentions. I just don't find them as entertaining as the audio books.

I'm not even convinced that this is Rule 34, at least in the strictest, most traditional sense (i.e. porn, unironically intended as such). According to KYM, this was first published on fanfiction.net, NOT adultfanfiction.net, which would have been the natural choice of publishing outlet had the author's intentions been sincere. This leads me to suspect that it was made merely to be a shockfic.

This distinction is not unimportant, as it would be like the difference between 2girls1cup, and a Jimmy Kimmel skit parodying 2girls1cup.

I couldn't tell. I skipped through and listened to very little since the material is rather disgusting. Could just be an attempt to make the Cupcakes of Gravity Falls.
I don't love the story of Cupcakes, but I love its place in the fandom. It really left a permanent mark.

I like cupcakes but I have a feeling we are not discussing the same cupcakes.

Cupcakes is an infamous fanfic involving Pinkie Pie torturing Rainbow Dash and making cupcakes out of her. It left permanent damage on the collective brony psychology. You should know about it. Plenty of Cupcakes stuff has been posted here already.

Cupcakes was the first pony related thing I actually watched.

It is racist and horrible and you should not look it up.

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=103924

Andrew WK music video inspired by Cupcakes.

Racist? How is it racist?

Uhh, hello? Earth-on-Pegasus violence? It's Hate Speech, it explicitly condones anti-Flight bigotry.

But Pinkie's victims were diverse, and even included Gilda. I don't recall any actual racist quotes on her part.

... and Gilda was a FLYING griffon. Again, anti-Flight.

Where were the Earth pony victims? Where were the Cupcakes made of Applejack? What, did Pinkamena eat them already? Maybe, but the story is still Racist as all hell.

Her dress had victim's cutie marks of all sorts and it included a unicorn horn necklace. You're just blowing this out of proportion. Cause you're the true racist. You're a flight supremecist.

*Unicorn* horn. Again, not Earth pony... whatever it is an Earth pony has. Straw hat? Meth-tooth?

And I am not a flight supremacist. I just make no apologies for the obvious inherent superiority of the Pegasus race.

She had more cutie marks than horns and wings. She killed whoever's number came up and had the whole of ponyville numbered.

That doesn't mean she's killing Earth ponies. She could well have had a lot more horns and wings stashed elsewhere. What we know *for certain* is that none of her identified victims were Earthers; anything else is just conjecture.

I thought she killed Diamond Tiara. Also she killed Gilda for beingean to Fluttershy.

WHAT?! She killed Diamond Tiara?!?

Fuck Cupcakes!!!!

Oh wait. I reviewed it. It was Twist.

Yeah if you made it all the way to the end it's pretty much Cupcakes, or at least that's what I thought. Which begs the question: KYM says this version's the original, but other sources say that it's just a story about Taco Bell and he makes it to the bathroom and goes home, but notices the man with the plastic bag. That's more GF's style of humor from what I've seen. Who is this mysterious man and why's he got a bag, etc. It wouldn't surprise me if someone just took that story and extrapolated on it and not the other way around as a tribute to Cupcakes, but I dunno.

Oh, Twist? Well, that's OK then. Screw Twist.

And I know what you're thinking, but she's not an Earth pony. She's a Ginger.

Cena, did you see the Hijo del Perro Aguayo video? I was going to submit it, but it felt like it would have been in poor taste.

I saw it. I wouldnt condemn posting it. I'm sure most of us have seen it. Also there is much to say about it.

I haven't seen it, but I did hear about it. The rule against posting real death videos seems to have long since gone out the window, so I don't think anyone would object.

Submitted. I really figured it was worth a discussion, not "HOO HOO LOOK SOMEBODY DIED ON TV".

Also this sounds like Dipper's new voice that he got through magic...