Okay then.

Despite being a dude who regularly wears skirts AND someone involved in the SCA, I still snickered every time he said "Mail Skirt"

Bullshit! The Templars had an indirect potable reuse system utilising microfiltration for lengthy operations in the theatre, and the solid waste fueled their pneumatic exoskeleton. This charlatan and his tapestry dogma is ridiculous.

I wasn't listening, his booger was too distracting.

Too bad Japan is so far away. Knights could have just utilized katanas to slice through their armor whenever they needed a bathroom break.

Spends a bit too long on the "everybody poops" stuff when we all know that, or at least some of us do, not naming names or anything..

Urine and feces are processed in the thigh pads.