John Holmes Motherfucker - 2019-12-16
10 years ago, a cat riding around on a roomba was a wacky viral stunt. Now it's just what cats do. If you can't get your cat to ride around on your roomba, you take it back to the shelter, and they put it to sleep. Amazon Prime will deliver a roomba and roomba-trained cat in one package, and they'll do it within 24 hours.
Looking at my apartment right now, it's obvious that I have too many cats, not enough robot vacuum cleaners.
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